Uplift Investors Closes Debut Fund at $670M Hard Cap: What the Ex-H.I.G. Trio's Raise Says About LP Risk Appetite

    Uplift Investors Closes Debut Fund at $670M Hard Cap: What the Ex-H.I.G. Trio's Raise Says About LP Risk Appetite

    TL;DR: Uplift Investors, a private equity firm founded in March 2025 by three former H.I.G. Capital executives, closed its debut fund at a $670 million hard cap on July 16, 2026. Fund I was...

    July 20, 2026

    Lakestar's $300M Resilience I Fund Signals a New Race in European Defense Tech

    Lakestar's $300M Resilience I Fund Signals a New Race in European Defense Tech

    TL;DR: Lakestar just closed Resilience I, a €262.2M ($300M) fund built to back European defense and dual-use startups, the largest institutional VC vehicle of its kind on the continent. You...

    July 20, 2026

    Titan Invest Review 2026: Hedge-Fund-Style Marketing Meets a $1M SEC Settlement

    Titan Invest Review 2026: Hedge-Fund-Style Marketing Meets a $1M SEC Settlement

    TL;DR: Titan Invest markets itself as "hedge fund investing for the rest of us." You get in for $500, pay a flat 0.40% advisory fee, and Titan handles the rest. I like the pitch. I do not like the...

    July 19, 2026

    Agentiq's Reg A+ Bet on Ronny Cruz: Why the Fee Stack Beats the Odds

    Agentiq's Reg A+ Bet on Ronny Cruz: Why the Fee Stack Beats the Odds

    TL;DR: Agentiq wants you to buy a piece of a 20-year-old minor-league infielder's future paycheck. Ronny Cruz signed the deal in June 2026, the first athlete on the platform, giving up 10% of his...

    July 19, 2026

    How to Read a Private Fund's SEC Form D Before You Invest: A Checklist for Accredited Investors

    How to Read a Private Fund's SEC Form D Before You Invest: A Checklist for Accredited Investors

    TL;DR: Form D is a notice, not a prospectus. The SEC's own FAQ on Form D confirms it: issuers file it after they sell securities, not before, and it discloses the deal's legal skeleton, not its...

    July 19, 2026

    Republic Review 2026: Fees, Volume, and the Accredited-Only Pivot

    Republic Review 2026: Fees, Volume, and the Accredited-Only Pivot

    Republic raised only $15.6 million through Reg CF in the United States in 2024. Wefunder raised $99.4 million. StartEngine raised $85.6 million, according to Kingscrowd's 2025 crowdfunding exits and...

    July 19, 2026

    Citation Capital's $1.2 Billion Debut Fund Defies the Worst PE Fundraising Drought in Years

    Citation Capital's $1.2 Billion Debut Fund Defies the Worst PE Fundraising Drought in Years

    Citation Capital closed its debut fund at $1.2 billion on July 13, 2026, hitting a $1.1 billion hard cap from outside investors plus GP and affiliate capital, according to the firm's official press...

    July 19, 2026

    Databricks Hits $188 Billion Before the Money Even Closes

    Databricks Hits $188 Billion Before the Money Even Closes

    Databricks just told the world it's worth $188 billion. The money hasn't landed yet. TechCrunch reported on July 17, 2026 that Coatue is leading a new round at that price, with roughly $3 billion...

    July 19, 2026

    KKR's $500 Million Bet on Thomson Reuters' Print Business Comes With a Guarantee

    KKR's $500 Million Bet on Thomson Reuters' Print Business Comes With a Guarantee

    TL;DR: KKR, the $758 billion private equity firm, agreed on July 14, 2026 to buy 51% of Thomson Reuters' Global Print business for $500 million in cash, according to a Thomson Reuters SEC filing...

    July 19, 2026

    BDC Dividend Cuts Accelerate in 2026 as Coverage Ratios Slip Below 1x

    BDC Dividend Cuts Accelerate in 2026 as Coverage Ratios Slip Below 1x

    TL;DR: The median business development company posted dividend coverage of 0.99x in the first quarter of 2026, and just 0.89x once you strip out payment-in-kind interest, according to a...

    July 19, 2026

    Feeder Funds Explained: How Private Equity's Access Vehicles Work (and Where the Fees Hide)

    Feeder Funds Explained: How Private Equity's Access Vehicles Work (and Where the Fees Hide)

    TL;DR: A feeder fund is a legal pass-through that pools your money and routes it into a master private equity fund you couldn't access directly. That pass-through charges its own fee. On top of the...

    July 19, 2026

    Recallable Capital and Recycling Provisions: What They Really Cost LPs

    Recallable Capital and Recycling Provisions: What They Really Cost LPs

    Recycling provisions let a private equity general partner reinvest exit proceeds instead of returning them to you, and recallable capital lets the GP pull back a distribution you already banked....

    July 19, 2026