Blind Pool Funds: You're Writing a Blank Check and Most Investors Don't Know It
TL;DR: The vast majority of traditional private equity and venture capital funds are blind pools. You commit capital before the GP identifies a single specific investment. That is not a bug. It is
June 13, 2026
Yieldstreet Review 2026: $208 Million in Documented Losses, an SEC Fine, and a New Name
On October 22, 2025, Yieldstreet changed its name to Willow Wealth. A new logo, a new domain, and a fresh brand narrative appeared. What also disappeared, simultaneously, was the company's historical
June 13, 2026
SEC and CFTC Cut Form PF Reporting Requirements: What Accredited Investors Lose
TL;DR: The SEC just proposed cutting the transparency requirement that helped protect private fund investors from systemic risk. The headline says reduced burden. The fine print says reduced
June 13, 2026
MOIC: The Private Equity Performance Metric That Tells You Magnitude Without Time
TL;DR: MOIC (Multiple on Invested Capital) measures how many times a fund returned your original investment. Formula: MOIC = Total Value (Realized + Unrealized) / Total Invested Capital. It tells you
June 13, 2026
Eurazeo Closes at 3.9 Billion Euros for Direct Lending Fund VII: What European Private Credit Means for US Accredited Investors
TL;DR: Eurazeo Private Debt VII closed at 3.9 billion euros in June 2026, exceeding its 3 billion euro target by 30%. The total programme including private wealth mandates reaches 5.5 billion euros.
June 13, 2026
Clawback Provision in Private Equity: How LPs Get Their Money Back When a Fund Underperforms
TL;DR: 1 in 14 US private equity firms currently owes carried interest back to its investors, according to a study by Upwelling Capital Group. Nearly $80 billion in net asset value sits in funds
June 13, 2026
Cliffwater CCLFX Faces 13.9% Redemption Requests: The Private Credit Liquidity Crisis Retail Investors Did Not See Coming
TL;DR: Cliffwater Corporate Lending Fund (CCLFX), a $31.3B private credit interval fund, received redemption requests equal to 13.9% of shares in Q1 2026. That number jumped to 17% in Q2. The fund's
June 13, 2026
TensorWave's $350M Series B: AMD Bets Big on Breaking NVIDIA's AI Compute Stranglehold
TL;DR: TensorWave just closed a $350M Series B at a $1.55B post-money valuation, making it one of the largest AI infrastructure raises of 2026 and a direct challenge to NVIDIA's near-monopoly grip on
June 13, 2026
What Angel Investors Actually Want in Your Pitch Deck (From Someone Who Has Read Hundreds of Them)
I have sat through hundreds of decks. Most of them are gone from my memory within an hour of reviewing them, not because the founders lacked ambition, but because the decks failed to communicate
June 13, 2026
Farmland Investing: Returns, Platforms, and the Water Rights Risk No One Mentions
TL;DR The NCREIF Farmland Index returned 10.15% annualized from 1992 through 2024, equity-like returns at roughly one-third the volatility of the S&P 500. In 30 of those 33 years, the index posted...
June 12, 2026
SEC Just Opened Private Markets Wider — and Quietly Closed an Enforcement Window Too
On June 2, 2026, the SEC published its Draft Strategic Plan for FY 2026–2030 , promising to open private markets to more investors and review the accredited investor definition. Twenty-four hours...
June 12, 2026
Partners Group's PremiStar Adds MSS: Inside the $2B HVAC Roll-Up That PE Loves
On June 10, 2026, commercial HVAC platform PremiStar , owned by Zug-based private equity firm Partners Group , announced the acquisition of Mechanical Service & Systems (MSS) , a Salt Lake City...
June 12, 2026