UK PE Is Having a Record Exit Year. But Everyone Is Selling to Each Other.
UK private equity exits reached £20.9 billion ($28B) across 131 deals in the first four months of 2026, putting the market on track for a record year. According to PitchBook's analyst note, "UK Exit M
AI Ate 81% of Venture Capital in Q1 2026. Here's What That Means for Your Portfolio
TL;DR Global venture capital hit a record $297 billion in Q1 2026, per the PitchBook-NVCA Venture Monitor . AI companies captured $240 billion of that, or 81% of all capital deployed in a single qu...
Down Rounds in 2026: What the Data Says and How Investors Should React
According to PitchBook's analysis , nearly 30 percent of all US venture capital deals in 2024 were flat or down rounds — the highest rate in a decade — with AI mega-rounds masking a broad-based valuat
Private Credit Fundraising Fatigue in 2026: 188 Funds, 23-Month Closes, and the Retail Redemption Reckoning
TL;DR: Only 188 private credit funds closed in 2024, the lowest count since 2011 and down from 255 in 2023. Median fund-closing time hit 23+ months in Q1 2025, the longest since 2008. The top 5
AlphaSense at $7.5B: Why J.P. Morgan Just Bet $350M on AI Market Intelligence
Quick Take: AlphaSense closed $350 million at a $7.5 billion valuation in June 2026. The company surpassed $600 million in annual recurring revenue in Q1 2026, growing roughly 73% year-over-year.
Hedge Fund Strategies for Accredited Investors: The 2026 Guide
The HFRI Fund Weighted Composite Index returned +12.6% in 2025, the best full-year result for the hedge fund industry since 2009, according to Hedge Fund Research (HFR). Global assets under management
Partners Group Just Gated Its $8.6B Evergreen PE Fund: What Accredited Investors Need to Know Now
Partners Group gated its $8.6 billion Partners Group Global Value SICAV on June 3, 2026, after quarterly redemption requests reached 9.8% of net asset value, nearly double the fund's 5% contractual...
DPI Is the Only Private Equity Metric That Actually Matters
TL;DR: Distributions as a share of NAV hit 11% in 2024—a record low. Bain's 2026 report confirms the industry is sitting on $3.2 trillion in unrealized value across 29,000 unsold companies. Yet fund
Q1 2026 Venture Funding Broke Records. Here's What Accredited Investors Should Do With That Data.
Per Crunchbase's Q1 2026 global funding report , venture capital hit $300 billion in a single quarter, shattering every historical record. Four AI companies absorbed $188 billion of that, or 65 cents
OpenAI at $852 Billion: When Private Market Valuations Break Every Historical Model
TL;DR: On March 31, 2026, OpenAI closed a $122 billion funding round at a post-money valuation of $852 billion , the largest single private funding round in corporate history, nearly nine times
Shield AI Raises $1.5 Billion at a $12.7 Billion Valuation: What Defense Tech's Biggest Round Tells You
TL;DR: On March 26, 2026, Shield AI announced a $1.5 billion Series G at a $12.7 billion post-money valuation , up 140% from $5.3 billion just twelve months before. That equity round is only part of
VC Funding Q1 2026: Record $330.9B, 80% AI, and What the Numbers Don't Show
TL;DR: Global VC hit a record $330.9B in Q1 2026, per KPMG's Venture Pulse report . AI absorbed 80% of that capital. The headline is real. But the story underneath it is not what most founders and ...